Seriously, please stop talking out of your arse. You clearly don't even understand what I mean if you're saying "you think my argument is weak because you don't understand it." Here's the thing - I don't actually care about your argument, I'm just telling you that you sound like a pretentious idiot who constantly has thesaurus.com open.
Oh, and thanks for the sentiment on thinking that your "locution" baffles me, but I'm actually studying English at the best university in the country. The only thing I'm baffled by is your insistence on making yourself look like a muppet.