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I need help

Should I buy a new house?

  • Or stay there and face my dog like a man.

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So the other day I was dancing, and then my dog stepped in the way. I did a front flip all the way to my bathroom. I hit my face on the toilet seat. My dog wasn't happy with me. He told me that if I didn't get my stuff together I was going to be killed. So then I was eating dinner the night after and my dog wanted some food. I told him heck no go get a life noob. So then he stood up and said hey mane say dat to my face homie. so I said it to his face. Then he put his tennis ball in my toilet, flushed it, and stole my car. He came back a month later. He told me he was in jail. My toilet is still clogged. What should I do?
 
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