My opinion on the topic- Should
The_Great_Tito become a Buddhist Monk?- is as follows:
Tito, I think you are a very wise and intellectual person, but at times I feel you are a bit rash. Last Tuesday, at 8:07 p.m. you told me to shut up. While I was making the kind of noises one would hear during anal cleansing, it was rude to suggest that I was being annoying enough to need to shut up. Now, being a Buddhist Monk takes manners. I feel you are polite, deep down, but since your family's cat died 1 year before you were born, I think you just have some unattended mourning to do. Seeing as Buddhist Monk's are also bald, I think that you may want to make sure that you look nice without hair. In my own opinion, I do not think that you would look good bald. I have never seen you, but I can conclude that you would not look good bald based on context and voice recognition patterns that I have wired in my brain. Now, for the last point, you play video games. Now most people would be okay quitting such a meaningless hobby, but not you. You are The_Great_Tito. A name like that indicates that you are an extreme noob and are hit several times a day by a sock monkey. Buddhist Monks are allergic to sock monkeys, so, therefore, you can not become a Buddhist Monk.
Thank you for your time, and I hope that this solves the problem at hand.