Yo Mama!

[TheCornStealer]

All yo mama jokes are overused.

That's why we need to come up with more d:

 

[Damien // Teepwn]

Yo mama so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

[hobo1955]

Yo mommas so fat , were greatly concerned about her health as she is morbidly obese and finds it hard to breath.
We are all trying to help her loose weight but it is not an easy task but she is slowly getting there. The doctor diagnosed her with diabeteese recently and she now has a life expectancy of 37.
At first we found it hard to cope with this grim news but are now working to deal with it by attending regular meetings : on Mondays , Thursdays , Saturdays and once a month on Wednesday for a social gathering with others who share the same problems with their loved ones. In fact more than one third of adult citizens in the US are obese and it is a growing problem in today's society.
Thus said , yo momma is working her way forward , minus a pound at a time .
After months of treatment she just couldn't cope and is now gaining back on the weight.
She will now need to go and get a gastric band to prevent further weight gain which will result in a heart attack.
This will greatly reduce her quality of life , but will extend her remaining years threefold.
It is also a very costly operation and has cost us thousands , money which we cannot afford to pay after she lost her job due to her extreme weight.
We will no longer be able to pay for our expensive medical insurance and as she lost her job she does not have any herself.
I wish I could say things are getting better but they are not.
Yo momma will be dead soon.

Like tis if u cri evrytim ;(

(This is not a true story just a dark way to ruin a joke)

 

[Iametal]

Well that's just GREat. MY WROST NIGHTMARES CAME TRUE! Welcome to the Yo Mama's thread -.-

 

[inconceivable81]

Yo mama so fat, her gravitational pull attracts the Sun!

 

[cadbane4321]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she stuck her face outside the window she got arrested for mooning!

 

[RuexMedia3]

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.

 

[Ali]

Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind people cry.

 

[523ashley]

Yo mama so ugly scientists thought she was a mutant species!

(This is my first yo mama joke, pls no hate ;-; )

 

[RuexMedia3]

Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction

 

[Cat_On_A_Poptart]

Yo mama so fat, internet explorer runs faster than her.

 

[Ali]

Your mama is so old she poops/farts out dust.