Hmm... Leggo.
CraftyKratonite new bedtime story.
There are some positives to me. For example, I am always glad to help someone that I like out, and that (might be) is seen as a good thing normally. However, I am terrible at conversations, and I generally either talk too much, or too irrelevantly. So, if my (hypothetical) girlfriend wanted to talk to me, I would start off by listening, and adding rate points in. Once I gain courage, however, I will start ruining the day by opening my mouth and applying pressure on my voice box. My (imagined) girlfriend would pretend I am not there by the next morning.
Another thing is my lack of hobbies. I play Minecraft, football, table tennis, chess and the piano. Somehow, I don't see many girls with more than one of the above hobbies. Also, I would never, ever, ever be able to ask a girl out... My self-protection instincts tell me that asking a girl out is likely to change my life, and "Change is never good, although they say it is." (Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory). Also, I might be a bit too caught up in numbers and graphs... And I have never been in any sort of outside-of-professional-and-relative relationship before.
Just to add to that, I go to an all boys school, so the only way that I am ever going to find out how to talk to girls is when my sister has friends over, and even then it is to hard because they look and sound terrifying... :c Just to add to that, girls seem to always say the most annoying things ever, to which there is no (potentially) correct answer. I have seen many girls say, "He's so cute" to each other in front of the boy they were discussing (not me, that God) and the boy was just like... ;(