Wish Corrupter!

[toby22]

It updates, but your minecraft crashes and you can't install it

I wish for 3 dollars

 

[TheUnchainedArtist]

You get 'em, but you need to spend them because of your high taxes.

I wish NCP didn't exist.

 

[Daalexantor]

NCP didn't exsist, but nether do you.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[ejegun]

Wish granted, but when you walk out to buy food, a Bus buries you in the street.

I wish for a person that knows what Riven is.

 

[zukodark]

You find a ugly guy who gets in love with you that knows what Riven is. He is rich and sets you in his jail, only to abuse you each evening...

I have no wish, I have everything I wish.

Wait, I wish someone buys a really good server to me, with no bugs, that never shuts up, which is really powerfull, with good firewalls, wich it is not ANY issues with.

 

[toby22]

You get it, but then an asteroid comes and you die.

I wish for 2 and a half dollars

 

[zukodark]

You get them, but US stopped using dollars.

I wish for people to understand I can't die... -_-

 

[toby22]

People understand so they leave your kingdom

I wish for a door

 

[ejegun]

You walk through your new door but it eats you.

I wish to have more popularity.

 

[zukodark]

You walk through your new door but it eats you.

I wish to have more popularity.

The only way is to rebel (and get tortured) or join me.

I wish the dude under me to not say anything bad.

 

[Ravenwolf]

"That dude" is a girl.

I wish that I could win the SG as many times as I want.

 

[Thesgpro]

You win but then you get baned from hacking server



I wish for a chiwowwa