What if?

[AppleCiider]

What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?
You would be like "Man, that's -snip-' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts."
What if your hands were made of hotpockets?
You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.
What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?
What if you peed out of your nose?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world,
just like the world you started with?
What if another world then ate the world made of doughnuts,
making all the doughnut people pissed?
What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like "Dude, this really sucks, I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like "OMG that's lame, I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots."
What if your pool was filled with applesauce?
What if a hotdog was your tongue?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three-meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?
What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like "Awww, look at the puppy dog.
Wahh, come here, come here, Awww, whatch'ya doin little guy?
Whatch'ya doin? Who's the puppy dog, you're the puppy dog, he's a puppy dog, the puppy doggies!"
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid

~Psychostick 2009

Well I think that Psychostick is a very underrated metal comedy band so I'm here to show you how funny they are. This is one of there more peaceful songs but my personal favourite songs by them are, This is not a song it's a sandwich, Obey the beard, Beer is good, the dumb song and of course this song.

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

great song 10/10

also kek to the mod that didnt even care and moved the thread to off topic when

Whichever reckless mod moved this thread to off topic you are not meant to do that. It clearly says on the community corner guide that music discussions and sharing is allowed inside the community corner so please move it back and take a mod lesson with Ceroria the sweaty forum god.

honestly some mod is taking this too seriously.

 

[CrackaStoleMyKFC]

If my pool was filled with applesauce id be the most happiest person in the world!

 

[AppleCiider]

If my pool was filled with applesauce id be the most happiest person in the world!

What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like "OMG that's lame, I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots."

my fav 1

 

[CrackaStoleMyKFC]

What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like "OMG that's lame, I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots."

my fav 1

If my dad was made of rainbows at least he'd be supporting pride