what even is this thred.

[bobyfish]

Today I saw a pig eating a cow while driving down the interstate on a seven speed motorbike that was three feet from the nearest night lane on the twelfth degree of moon turn where there were AT LEAST seven macho mingos dinging to the latest third wave of waffle ninjas that jumped in a looping tenth wheel around a seventh degree advent timer bar wearing two shoes and eighty nine cap turds that pooped in a puddle of green rock mine while dingle dangling form a third story rooster house full of naked money dongs... FIFTY SEVEN!