Vending Machine Game!

[EashyPeashy]

So this is how it works, one person puts a coin in the vending machine and the next person tells the first person what they got. Here's an example:

Person 1: *Le put coin in slot*
Person 2: You get a giant troll face, which trolls you until you die. *Le put coin in slot*


And so on and so forth, enjoy!
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I'll start.
*Le put coin in slot*

 

[Daalexantor]

You get a falcon punch in the face and fly all the way to Hyrule.

*Lets put coin in slot*

 

[EashyPeashy]

You get a can of Coca-Cola, but when you open it it squirts all over your face.

*Le put coin in slot*

 

[Daalexantor]

Banana peel comes out, but before u slip, it slips on u. (trollface)

*is it le put coin in slot or lets put coin in slot*

 

[DannyDeeto]

Squirrel comes out and eats your face!

*Le puts coin in slot*

 

[MaxyMeeto]

You get a bag of air, that sticks to your face forever


*Le puts coin in slot*

 

[DannyDeeto]

U get another sister that is more annoying then the one you already have!

*Le puts coin in slot*

 

[Daalexantor]

It fires a bomb that turns you into an eggplant.

*Le puts coin in slot*

 

[MaxyMeeto]

A flying moose comes out of it and kills you


*Le puts coin in slot*

 

[-DuderMaster111-]

WHAT???????? ow well never mind

 

[Daalexantor]

Navi comes out. guess what happens.

Lets put a coin in the slot.

 

[Starfoxboy55]

A person comes out. Then you wake up. Then you wake up again! Then you wake up AGAIN!



*Le puts a coin in a slot*