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The Pun Thread

Otto

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Don't trust teamers that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.

I used to have a fear of Treacherous Hights, but I got over it.

I saw a nice looking player with a fishing rod, man were they stunning!
 

Miner9823

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Did you hear of the guy who got hit in the head with the can? He's lucky it was only a soft drink.

Yes, I searched the internet for this pun because I'm very unpunny.
 

xPenguini

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Teacher: Now class do the simple algebra problem on the board.
*A couple minutes later*
Teacher: Who can raise their hand and tell me the answer?
*Scans the classroom for someone who would know the answer (answer= 1/2x)
Teacher: The same two people?! I would expect 1/2 the class to get this.
 

AlgerWaterlow

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Generic Pun: Moses's half-sister went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little "prophet."




My buns are hot.
Edit: I was going to put a picture of hot buns, like the ones that you eat. However, when I went on Google Images with the search "hot buns", I got lots of ladies buns. Wups. Had to evacuate the scene. I should have seen that coming lol.
I searched "hot bakery buns" and the only results were bread-related (if slightly suggestive). The first one was this:
 

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