Survive the next user's attack!

[Pixelatorx2]

you secretly pushed my evil twin in.
you are in Us69 and I tell the hub that Benja and jerome are in us69.
your life crashes with the overload of baccas

 

[jDude645]

I join us 112.
I eat your face.

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

My face's swag level is too damn high for you to eat.

You get narwhalled

 

[Pixelatorx2]

I am narwhal leader. They do not attack me
I redirect them to you

 

[Virtual]

Narwhals love people with Virtual in their name.
I tell Chad to ban you.

 

[9989812youtube]

Chad is my brother. He decides to KICK you.

 

[RoyalInBlue]

Alt account lel.

Precision Aerial Pillow Strike!

 

[MCSG_pro011]

My Iron shield of uninpenitratableness deflects your attack.

Mega Super Hyper Uktra Triple Zillion Great Comet that can't be deflected the size of the sun is thrown at
\/ \/ \/

 

[Darby100]

Absorbs the attack, vomits it back into a milk carton, and uses it on his cereal.

The cereal gives him bad gas. He shoots out a fart powerful enough to rip the flesh off your bones in the direction of \/

 

[leMaCderp]

my bones are too stronk because of calcium

a wild darkrai202 charges at you with an wooden shovel

 

[Darby100]

Runs for the hills, and uses invisibility potion.

Wild Darkrai is angry at the loss of a meal. He whirls around and spots you! He drops the shovel, and grabs a golden hoe, then charges head on.

 

[Groot]

Rolls out of the way at the last second leaving Darkrai to tumble towards a wall and get his horn stuck in it.

A wild @Zangoose come out of the tall grass with @DoctorTayTay by his side wielding brass knuckles. WHAT DO YOU DO?