Survive the next user's attack!

[OnlyMathias]

You get banned for abusing powers and i am unbanned.

I catch you using better sprint and ban you.

 

[leMaCderp]

I play on the Fridge.

The next user steps on doggie droppings barefooted.

 

[Otto]

I like doggy droppings...#PervertAlert

I shot you in the head with a Desert Eagle...COD4

 

[samusdx]

I've got god mode hacks
I hack you're account and cause it to crash

 

[OnlyMathias]

You admitted to hacking my account good job... I just re-log

The world ends.

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

I iz teh lord Enderman Of Purple. Did you really think it was that hard to teleport to another planet?!

You drink poison

 

[The Arena Master]

I drink a cup full of salt and puke the poison back up.

A walrus r***s you

 

[OnlyMathias]

EDIT: Arena was just quicker than me

Language and I have a shield that protects me from all walruses

I step on you with my BIG boot

 

[DatPikachu]

I am spongebob. Duh.

I caress your rusty spoon

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

I am spongebob. Duh.

I caress your rusty spoon

I teleport.

I attack u with Baccas

 

[The Arena Master]

I kill baccas because they can't attack for the life of them.

I kill you.

 

[DatPikachu]

Im chuck norris

I hug you