Survive the next user's attack!

[DatPikachu]

These sharks are vegetarians

I hit you with Thunderbolt! Its super effective!

 

[WitheredGold]

Is a ground type

Throws a bolder of gold at you

 

[DatPikachu]

Is a ground type

Throws a bolder of gold at you

I am made of diamond

I use karate moves from the matrix.

 

[samusdx]

i use my super laser from super smash bros brawl that covers the entire screen

 

[ManOfTheBread]

I am not attacked, therefore I survive!

I drop a giant sandwich from space, and it is falling towards your head at ludicrous speed! (If you know the reference )

 

[samusdx]

I get in the tardis and travel to a different galaxy
a giant fish jumps out of the ocean and creates a tsunami

 

[TheRealBoomyay]

I use my jesus powers to divide it.

I become doctor hax and throw multiple computers at you

 

[samusdx]

I build a shield and hide behind it
I hold a cake with acid in it I trip over a cat and I throw it at you at 10000000000mph

 

[NorthStar]

I dodge it...

TIBBERS!

 

[FossilBricks]

I use my snepbak to protect myself against the tsunami.

You wear NBA snapbacks with a TapOut T-shirt with matching boardies.

 

[Otto]

I caught on fire so they burn

You get trolled to death

 

[samusdx]

I report the troll
I get promoted to mod and ban you from the server