Survive the next user's attack!

[CrimsonRed]

I materialize into a celestial being and revitalize the fish. The fish will then create a fish riot like that one scene from the Spongebob movie, effectively nullifying any fish-based attacks.

I shank you.

 

[Exodus]

I redefine Shank to mean give another person everything of any value

I tell Morgan Freeman to assassinate you, and he agrees

 

[AwesomnessFace]

Morgan freeman loses his vocal cords all of a sudden.

I get Justin Bieber to sing for you while you are in an inescabable room with no sorce of anything (including weapons) to escape or kill JB.

 

[sionghwee]

I like his music >.<

I make you sing every song jbhad made

 

[ManOfTheBread]

I have strep throat.

Take apart and rebuild The Great Pyramid

 

[AwesomnessFace]

I say NO.

You are very old and dying old age. You have 5 seconds left of life.

 

[CrimsonRed]

I watch the Ring. That gives me another week to live.

The Purge has commenced, you are unarmed and unprotected.

 

[The Arena Master]

I turn off the movie.

A 80 year old Carrie Fisher comes in to kiss you

 

[zorrodc]

I make her give me autographed Star Wars paraphernalia, then escort her to her house and give her to her butler.
I give you a poisonous muffin saying it was made with love.

 

[AwesomnessFace]

Screw Love!

You were also walking on the Grand Canyon. Tripwire but you slip and fall

 

[SaudiAssassin]

I type /gamemode 1
your dying from cancer what are you going to do.

 

[friedfred]

Die and respawn.

U eat a pumpkin pie.