Solve The Riddle!

[Jon | Lqzer]

What is black and white and red all over?

...
Seriously?
A newspaper. xD

 

[csy393]

What is black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra

 

[jefeperro]

A sunburnt zebra

Not quite

 

[jefeperro]

A newspaper

 

[DatPikachu]

As far as it can run.

How do you get rid of a squirrel?

Wrong, only halfway, if it ran more it would be running out of the woods.

 

[Spidey3000]

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How did he do it?

 

[Porkstorm]

What is black and white and red all over?

.... It's ACTUALLY a penguin in a blender

 

[Ravenwolf]

I did not make this up... Most of you probably know it anyways.

A box without hinges, key, or lid;
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

 

[MCJackson]

I did not make this up... Most of you probably know it anyways.

A box without hinges, key, or lid;
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

An egg right?

 

[Ninga]

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How did he do it?

He was standing on ice, (I didn't know this riddle I just thought about it)

 

[ScrewYouGumby2]

What is black and white and red all over?

Waldo.

 

[luigiriot]

I did not make this up... Most of you probably know it anyways.

A box without hinges, key, or lid;
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

An egg

Here's one:
There is a storm and the power is out. You walk into a building, go up a staircase and see 5 doors. You choose #3. There is a ghost, he says you have 3 ways to die: Jump off the building, the electric chair, or shoot yourself. What do you choose?