I bet you all think it's wrong to say this but, why do pineapples get to sit in the fridge. I mean come on I want to go to a theme park too! Like honestly, I never get to put on new shoes! I find that ridiculous, I mean, I never got to say hello to the new yam that was picked yesterday. It's so unfair that all of you get to sit on the couch but I want to put on some pants too. I wish you would all just listen to my point, Britney Spears is great. I know. I went to see Spongebob with the lady. Yes I am talking about the Queen of England. We did go watch Transformers in space. Then we all took a cat and went fishing in the street light. I thought that you all left me with this curtain. Sometimes I feel you all don't understand what I'm saying.
You all think of it wrong, you're not looking at my point properly. Yes I like mangos too but you don't seem to understand how much I feel like I should be sitting in that chair over there. Yeah I get it... You all think you're sooo cool with your new jam doughnuts when I only can keep looking over at that goat over there. I think it's time for me to give up walking on the new potato I bought. I know, I know, you all think it's okay to ride a unicorn when really you can't because I like to sit on the floor sometimes. Stop looking at me like I'm some kind of apple. What do you think I am, a fork? I don't think so. I know you want me to tuck you into bed.
