One summer day, I sat on a mat watching two kids play with a baseball bat.
A really fat kid just spat on his cat and his sister, Nat, didn't really like that.
I saw my dog and gave it a pat, I swatted a fly and made it go splat (but it doesn't really matter, it's just a small stat) as well as a group of annoying gnats.
Go to the store, buy a nice hat. Go to the ghetto, where no one likes dat.
But to others it may look super phat. Look, it distracted that rat who just fell into a vat.
I went to the park, nearly stepped in scat. A car nearby had a tire that's flat.
A man lost his wallet and shouted 'DRAT'! And his son was acting like a total brat.
I met a friend, we hat a little chat. We went to a club (the kind that was frat).
I'm out of words, so I'm ending with "blat". And don't do drugs, remember that.