PSA: Do Not Eat Grenades!

[Sepyz]

My diet consists of 7 grenades a day. I'm not sure how I can adapt to this.

 

[JamalTheAmericanMedic]

My diet consists of 7 grenades a day. I'm not sure how I can adapt to this.

How are you alive?

 

[Sepyz]

How are you alive?

I am a alien, after all. Should I stop consuming grenades?

 

[JamalTheAmericanMedic]

I am a alien, after all. Should I stop consuming grenades?

Yes! You should!

 

[Nineharted]

Ok so I can't eat grenades, I get that. But can I eat kittens?

 

[Fox]

In my third tour on the MCSG Forums, I have noticed a spike in a strange, deadly and horrifying trend.

As you know, I am Jamal. I am the American medic, and I am in charge of keeping these forums safe from grenades! I have served in many wars, and I have many years of experience as a medic, as stated in my first thread. Never in my career have I seen such activity take place. Several members who have been warned of impending grenades, have eaten said grenades.

I want to make it clear. Do not eat grenades. Grenades are explosive metallic devices, they should not be consumed, nor should you go near them. I repeat: Do Not Eat Grenades. Even if the enemy covers the grenade in a delicious Béarnaise sauce, you should not digest a grenade. They will explode inside you, causing death in a high majority of cases.

I have never seen a trend like this before. Is it common for forums to eat explosive devices? What is the cause for this trend? I'd like to hear some input from the community.

EDIT 1: Grenades can also be disguised as pineapples. Be weary when eating exotic fruit on the battlefield! Thank-you to Zacharoutio for the information.

-Yours Truly, Jamal Grenáde, the American Medic

do you like give massages? cause like, been stressed out lately, ya know?!

 

[GeckoGoggals]

Oh my, I'm glad I found this when I did, I almost ate that pineapple...

 

[Redwash11]

How am I supposed to pitch with this!!?

 

[LovinMcBitz]

I swear the song goes, "I'll catch a grenade for you" Not eat one D;

 

[OhFancy]

This is honestly the best thread I have seen. Gave me a few laughs. But this is a serious topic that needs to be addressed.

 

[KorStonesword]

I highly disagree. By all means keep consuming grenades! This is an ancient tradition and a wonderful practice. Here are the benefits of doing this!

- Grenades contain 4 vital vitamins and nutrients
- Grenades are all natural and organic
- Grenade-eaters have as high as a 10% chance of surviving!
- Grenades taste and look great, I prefer mine BBQed!
- Grenades help alleviate over-population.

As you can see, Grenades are healthy and safe! In fact, the Grenade I'm eating right now is very goo

 

[Moose]

There goes lunch