PSA: Do Not Eat Grenades!

[JamalTheAmericanMedic]

In my third tour on the MCSG Forums, I have noticed a spike in a strange, deadly and horrifying trend.

As you know, I am Jamal. I am the American medic, and I am in charge of keeping these forums safe from grenades! I have served in many wars, and I have many years of experience as a medic, as stated in my first thread. Never in my career have I seen such activity take place. Several members who have been warned of impending grenades, have eaten said grenades.

I want to make it clear. Do not eat grenades. Grenades are explosive metallic devices, they should not be consumed, nor should you go near them. I repeat: Do Not Eat Grenades. Even if the enemy covers the grenade in a delicious Béarnaise sauce, you should not digest a grenade. They will explode inside you, causing death in a high majority of cases.

I have never seen a trend like this before. Is it common for forums to eat explosive devices? What is the cause for this trend? I'd like to hear some input from the community.

EDIT 1: Grenades can also be disguised as pineapples. Be weary when eating exotic fruit on the battlefield! Thank-you to Zacharoutio for the information.

-Yours Truly, Jamal Grenáde, the American Medic

 

[Thapple_]

The more you know.

 

[Twee]

Too late

 

[DatPikachu]

Can I drink gunpowder? Like, is that okay?

 

[JamalTheAmericanMedic]

Too late

Oh God! If you eat a fast-acting laxative, you may be able to pass the grenade through your system, before kaboom.

 

[Zaex]

Jamal, I am sad to say there has been a increasing amount in cases of spontaneous combustion due to this terrible incident. It seems as that sauce is only making them tastier, and it seems like, from what I hear, people are thinking about trying one. I would gladly spread the word to close friends about this serious issue.

 

[JamalTheAmericanMedic]

Can I drink gunpowder? Like, is that okay?

How do you drink powder?

 

[JamalTheAmericanMedic]

Jamal, I am sad to say there has been a increasing amount in cases of spontaneous combustion due to this terrible incident. It seems as that sauce is only making them tastier, and it seems like, from what I hear, people are thinking about trying one. I would gladly spread the word to close friends about this serious issue.

Please do! We need all the help we can get!

 

[Harris|DareDevilMan1]

Jamal, I am sad to say there has been a increasing amount in cases of spontaneous combustion due to this terrible incident. It seems as that sauce is only making them tastier, and it seems like, from what I hear, people are thinking about trying one. I would gladly spread the word to close friends about this serious issue.

the grey sauce is really good u should try it.

 

[Thapple_]

 

[Zacharoutio]

They are disguised.
I'd recommend adding a alert saying "EAT NO PINEAPPLES".

 

[JamalTheAmericanMedic]

the grey sauce is really good u should try it.

You should invest in going out to eat at restaurants. All the sauce, without the explosions inside of you.

This is an example of what NOT to eat.