Pick Up Lines

[Twee]

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

 

[billyguy1]

I'm more attracted to you than Fluorine is attracted to an electron

 

[Twee]

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

 

[SirCumstances]

Are you a toilet? 'Cause your full of absolute crap.

 

[Mint_Sibs]

Do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong

 

[billyguy1]

Do you have 11 protons, because you're Sodium fine!

 

[SirCumstances]

Do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong

A discounted one too.

 

[Mint_Sibs]

A discounted one too.

An infected ding dong? W0w

 

[illumina1337]

There are about 206 bones in the human body, why not add another one?

 

[ChargedPVP]

are you coming to the BBQ? So i can get all up in your grill

i wanna put my cow in your meadow

you tar my MC to hard mode

im not the weatherman but you can expect more that a few inches tonight

 

[Mint_Sibs]

I already used the last one kid.

are you coming to the BBQ? So i can get all up in your grill

i wanna put my cow in your meadow

you tar my MC to hard mode

im not the weatherman but you can expect more that a few inches tonight

 

[Eskild]

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te