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Pick up lines
- Thread starter banzai02
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KingUniPards
Survivor
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- Feb 3, 2014
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"My love for you is like diariah, I can't hold it in!" *As you are farting*
OMGitsMarkiee
Gold
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- Oct 10, 2014
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- 377
- Reaction score
- 175
"Are you a bomb? Cause your an explosion of beauty."
Hope that pickup line would help.
Hope that pickup line would help.
TicklishCreeper
Career
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- Feb 8, 2014
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- 426
do you work on a farm cause you know how to raise a cock.
MyrkrBrandr
Career
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- Jan 4, 2014
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- 795
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI hot
patrickfalcon
Platinum
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- Jul 26, 2013
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boy: hey want to go out????
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i have a math test tomorrow
girl: ???
boy: oh, i thought we were talking about things we would cheat on.
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i have a math test tomorrow
girl: ???
boy: oh, i thought we were talking about things we would cheat on.
AlgerWaterlow
Platinum
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- Apr 13, 2013
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Fail #1: I'd usually never waste my diamonds on a ho(e), but for you I'll make an exception." **SLAP**
Fail #2: "That's a nice netherrack you've got there." **SLAP**
Fail #3: "You must be a lever because you turn me on." **SLAP**
Fail #4: I must be sand because I'm falling for you!" **deadpan stare**
#5: "You light up my world like glowstone!" << Bing bing! We have a winner!
Fail #2: "That's a nice netherrack you've got there." **SLAP**
Fail #3: "You must be a lever because you turn me on." **SLAP**
Fail #4: I must be sand because I'm falling for you!" **deadpan stare**
#5: "You light up my world like glowstone!" << Bing bing! We have a winner!
