The story so far: (please excuse the bad grammar in the next part, it's just how the story was written.)
There once was a little walrus named Walrus that sucked ice cream and cat balls and nothing sucked like it but the only cute Karoleigh sadly laughed died and lost antidisestablishtariaism until I ate your metapod but it didn't taste like mouse brains with cheese then I... *continuing*
My God.