OG rhymes thread (A MUST RHYME)

[Ceroria]

My total kills on roxbot from back in 2013 and before the reset is 30000 both account
The most kills in roxbot history yo

When did you start playing Roxbot though?

Something to this day I can hold over most people.

Anyway. Rhyme time (see what I did there).

Unh, I'm the turtle of steel,
And I'm keepin' it real.

If I'm lookin' at you it means that you're my next meal.

I could try to engage you but I'd be wastin' my time,
Because my skills compared to yours make you look very sublime

So if you're thinkin' of fightin' I'd suggest flight, start flyin.
I just look at you and beat you-- without even tryin!

You see, my words they are like bullets when I spit 'em in your face,
I'll be at the finish line when you begin the race.

Started this on the bus no h8 pls

And yes I used that last line about the bullets in a thread around three months ago. I love the line ;P

 

[swiitchbackz]

When did you start playing Roxbot though?

Something to this day I can hold over most people.

Anyway. Rhyme time (see what I did there).

Unh, I'm the turtle of steel,
And I'm keepin' it real.

If I'm lookin' at you it means that you're my next meal.

I could try to engage you but I'd be wastin' my time,
Because my skills compared to yours make you look very sublime

So if you're thinkin' of fightin' I'd suggest flight, start flyin.
I just look at you and beat you-- without even tryin!

You see, my words they are like bullets when I spit 'em in your face,
I'll be at the finish line when you begin the race.

Started this on the bus no h8 pls

And yes I used that last line about the bullets in a thread around three months ago. I love the line ;P

Holy ****

 

[Ceroria]

Holy ****

Ayy

 

[swiitchbackz]

Yo wudup you can call me chase or switch chances are you call me switch. But there one thing you know about me and that's that I fkd yo btch whilst you where watchn lilo and stitch uhh. People ask me if I'm comin back to minecraft I say no lol I'm straight and I'd rather masturbate. I go to school to get the grades to gain fame and hate hate. Maybe one day I'll change the world with my raps and rhymes just like I got my hats and dimes woo

 

[Darude]

Sandstorm

 

[swiitchbackz]

Sandstorm

?

 

[burritoz13523]

my name is burritoz,
i munch on my cheetos,
while im 5 inches deep,
in this girls sacred fleet,
you cant stop me now
im like a rampaging cow,
people gawk when they see me,
you better believe me,
im fatter than a sumo wrestler,
i can eat a whole dresser,
my balls havent dropped,
but my rhymes cant be topped,
i just dropped some real beats,
now someone come at me and give me some heat.

PS: 2 everyone above me, you could be a rapper
if you were a little bit blacker.

 

[swiitchbackz]

my name is burritoz,
i munch on my cheetos,
while im 5 inches deep,
in this girls sacred fleet,
you cant stop me now
im like a rampaging cow,
people gawk when they see me,
you better believe me,
im fatter than a sumo wrestler,
i can eat a whole dresser,
my balls havent dropped,
but my rhymes cant be topped,
i just dropped some real beats,
now someone come at me and give me some heat.

PS: 2 everyone above me, you could be a rapper
if you were a little bit blacker.

Holy sht im out. Top rapper #2

 

[Callum]

Hi, I'm Fancy, I can rap like iggy. gg.

ehehe
ehehe
eh
did sum1 say iggy

 

[swiitchbackz]

ehehe
ehehe
eh
did sum1 say iggy

k