Noobiest noob quotes

[Flyer]

I'm looking through these and I've said about half of these things as a joke in game before.

 

[Br00k]

Noob:Brook1902 hacer
Me: Try sprint jumping :/
Noob: only hacers can do that
Leaves game
Later that day
Noob (same person):BROOK1902 TEM PLZ I PHAN 111111111111111111111

 

[Lining]

Noob: Say "123" for ooVoo team!

 

[billyguy1]

"team"

 

[RC_4777]

go eet ur mum

I made that up so you're calling me a noob D:

 

[HalfSquirrel]

I made that up so you're calling me a noob D:

Everyone is a noob

 

[Turnip]

Ah yes, and once, in like my 2nd game on MCSG. After corn all my items disappeared from the glitch. And I was like
"WTF Y DID ALL MY ITMS GONE?" Yes, I once had this bad grammar

 

[Floodplain]

*Noob Joins Server*
NOOB: IS THIS BENJAS SERVER?!

 

[billyguy1]

Today I was racing this guy to a chest on my chest route. He was pretty far ahead, almost to the chest, then he looked at me and said "team". I grabbed the sword from the chest and killed him

 

[smashmaster]

Team plz he has full leather

 

[billyguy1]

Team plz he has full leather

Actually he had nothing

 

[funnybunny]

Noobs don't know how to type in chat...