Noobiest noob quotes

[hobo1955]

So I was just looking at the index and some guy posted as his status :
"HOW DO I GET A SERVER AAND START PLAYING HUNGERCRAFT!!!!!!!!"
Hopefully one day this lost noob will get to play hungercraft... Take a moment of silence to show your respect for this lost sole..






So , post the noobiest quotes from noobs here

 

[RC_4777]

*joins game*
IS THIS BENJAS SERVER

 

[ulthar]

Chat:
2 second(s) until the game starts
1 second(s) until the game starts
Noobymcnooberface: When does the game start?

 

[BlazeMaster]

Most common noob quote- "team!" or "Meet [place goes here] for team!"

 

[The Arena Master]

WHERES JOEY!?!? JOEY ON SERVER 520? OKAY
*noob leaves*

 

[RC_4777]

One of my favorite things is call myself the "Joey bacca" and see if I get love or hate.

 

[ulthar]

WHERES JOEY!?!? JOEY ON SERVER 520? OKAY
*noob leaves*

XD idk what's with JOEYGRACEFFA. Look on his leaderboard status, it's amazing how he's so popular, or why he has VIP in the first place

 

[VeeZa]

XD idk what's with JOEYGRACEFFA. Look on his leaderboard status, it's amazing how he's so popular, or why he has VIP in the first place

He has VIP because he brings A LOT of people to MCSG.

 

[The Arena Master]

XD idk what's with JOEYGRACEFFA. Look on his leaderboard status, it's amazing how he's so popular, or why he has VIP in the first place

He only has about 300,000 subs on his gaming youtube channel: no big deal.

 

[Pipiska]

-Noob joins game-
Noob says: "Vote for (insert map here) and I'll let you kill me!"

 

[Mamiamato24]

"Vote X map for team"
"X dude team?"
"Where's Joey?"
"Donr bettr not kick me aagain"

 

[MJM239]

"Skype team?"

Every time I hear this I want to take my computer, set it on fire, punch straight through my screen, throw it at my neighbors house, and bang my head on my desk until I internally bleed.