NEW EVIDENCE! ITS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!

[BitoBain]

Anyone else remember all the hype about the time when that man found a mouse in his monster? That news story cracked me up so much.

That was enough for me to never want to drink a monster in my entire life.

 

[Miner9823]

Anyone else remember all the hype about the time when that man found a mouse in his monster? That news story cracked me up so much.

That was enough for me to never want to drink a monster in my entire life.

Despite my youthful age, I never had, or never will have monster as an energy drink. I suppose I could simply stick with Pepsi or just plain old lovely water.

 

[Moose]

I don't know how to respond to this...