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My daily MCGamer life...

ShadowphoenixMC

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Here's my daily weekend schedule:

-Wake up at around 2:00A.M. Just to get that extra hype for MCSGFGFGFG!~
-Wake everyone up while I pour myself a bowl of cereal.
-Chug the cereal cause the faster I eat, the faster I get to play MCSGGGG!
-Get on the computer at around 2:01A.M.
-Open up Minecraft, and throw one of many monitors cause the internet is slow.
-Plug in new monitor.
-Take another 5 minutes to set up the monitor.
-By then, Minecraft has loaded, and I log in faster than you can say "MCSGGG"
-Once the Minecraft screen has popped up, I always click "Realms" 3 times for good luck.
-Now is the time I have been waiting for, clicking on the MCGamer (MCSGGGGG)server.
-Next I say hi to everyone, but who cares about that?
-Next I always always accidentally click on Survival Bingo, like who the @#%$ wants to play that?
-So I have to type /hub and then I RIGHT click the Iron Sword, you know what that means >:D.
-I get in the lobby, say "I always win, why even play?"
-When the game starts I go to spawn, miss a stone sword, and uh... Get spawn killed...
-I throw my Razer BlackWiddow at my dad's head at usually around 2:08A.M.

-Pull out another one of my 30 BlackWiddows and try again.

-I die again.

-And again,

-And one more time for good measures.

-At this point I'm just so pissed I fall asleep on my Blackwiddow.

-I sleep to the sound of too many buttons being pressed on Windows...

-I wake up and tryhard like BiBoy, and IT WORKS! /hub works from rage...

-At this point, who even cares about life anymore?

-So I go wake up one of my many cats and throw him outside.

-And yeah... That's my usual routine.



Thanks for reading my routine, I had just enough time to type this, MCGamer is down (It's not).

(This was made entirely for comedic purposes only. If you have a life even CLOSE to this, you should go see a doctor...)
Should I make more of these?!?
 

Jordyy

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This was a very emotional tale. I cried many times ;-;
 

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