Minecraft Battle To Eliminate staff

[Jackthepwnzor]

No you didn't

I put you in da nether and close the portal

You never awnsered my question.

 

[toby22]

TNT

I put you in a cage, your not op..you can't leave..all that stuff. The cage can not be broken.

I stay inside

Now answer my question

 

[Jackthepwnzor]

I tp to you and kill you.

I turn into the hidden, the normal rules. I am about to kill you. You have nothing whatsoever.

 

[toby22]

I tp to you and kill you.

I turn into the hidden, the normal rules. I am about to kill you. You have nothing whatsoever.

I sense and dodge you

You crash in an airplane.

 

[Exodus]

I sense and dodge you

You crash in an airplane.

Doesnt work

 

[Exodus]

I do the only sensible thing, which only works for me, since jack is my co-leader in our clan
I MAKE LOVE TO HIM AND THEN HE DOESNT HURT ME!

 

[toby22]

I do the only sensible thing, which only works for me, since jack is my co-leader in our clan
I MAKE LOVE TO HIM AND THEN HE DOESNT HURT ME!

?

 

[Jackthepwnzor]

?

Lol...Since exodus doesn't read rules...

I kill you, what do you do.

 

[toby22]

Lol...Since exodus doesn't read rules...

I kill you, what do you do.

I turn into purple jelly and suffocate you

I put you on a 1x1 block with void around you you have nothing no op

 

[Exodus]

Okay here we go...
You are surronded by mutant cannibals, and they are about to eat you,
AND you are stuck in a hole that is 10 feet deep
AND they can fly
AND you have pneomenia
AND your drunk
AND they spent 10000000000000 years training to shoot a bow through a body without blood spattering
and they are high
So you tell me... what do you do?

 

[Jackthepwnzor]

I turn into purple jelly and suffocate you

I put you on a 1x1 block with void around you you have nothing no op

I jump in and respawn, because I didn't have anything special.

What toby just said, except the block is bedrock and the block is the spawn.

 

[Jackthepwnzor]

Okay here we go...
You are surronded by mutant cannibals, and they are about to eat you,
AND you are stuck in a hole that is 10 feet deep
AND they can fly
AND you have pneomenia
AND your drunk
AND they spent 10000000000000 years training to shoot a bow through a body without blood spattering
and they are high
So you tell me... what do you do?

I let them kill me, then I respawn and kill them with Hacks :3