Mcsg jokes

[Elitez]

what happens when you get a drink with your fellow russian?
-nazi steals your tank.
HAHAHAHAHHA, damn not funny when u do this (100% tested):
Ak47 + drunken spetsnaz or russian guy + more vodka = Ov3rk1ll (AC-130 killstreak included)

 

[DJsquare_3 (davidround)]

What's the difference between a cigarette and a fishing rod?

A fishing rod doesn't do damage.

Well done. Yours is the only joke so far that's actually good.

 

[Cosmichole]

I shat my pants laughing at these. *fake laugh**fake laugh*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[meganlovesmusic]

Knock knock?
Who's there?
I hate noobs
I hate noobs who?
I hate noobs who use fishing rods
BAHAHAHAHA I'm so funny :3

 

[GibboAssassin]

What do you get when you spam in chat?
Banned

 

[Porkstorm]

What do you call the biggest hacking retarted jerk of all time?

Porkstorm

 

[tysorowe]

Haha.