VOTER: Vote for a map.
SUPER VOTER: Vote for all maps at least once.
SKIPPER: Skip at least once.
YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT: Skip one hundred times. (This might lead to people skipping all the time, though...)
FUNGI HUNTER: Break a mushroom.
CHEST GET: Open a chest.
YOU MUST BE CHEATING: Win a game without opening a single chest.
SERIAL MURDERER: Kill twelve players in one game.
DEATHMATCH: Make it to deathmatch once.
SO CLOSE: Be the second-to-last player to die.
SERIOUSLY?: Be the second-to-last player to die ten times.
I HATE MY LIFE: Be the second-to-last player to die five times in a row.
OW: Die.
SMART SPECTATOR: Spectate all players in a single game.
BAD SPECTATOR: Spectate only one player in a single game.
GO TO JAIL: Kill someone.
YOU'VE GOT ISSUES: Kill three people in one game.
GOTTA OPEN THEM ALL: Claim fifty chests in one game.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR: Live until nighttime.
THANK YOU SPONSORS: Get a refilled chest.
I LOVE YOU SPONSORS: Live through TWO refills.
PIGGY: Eat something.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO: Eat an entire cake.
GOLDEN APPLE: Craft a golden apple.
SO USELESS: Craft a golden sword.
LA LA LA: Put a music disc in a jukebox.
GETTING GOOD AT THIS: Win ten games.
RUBBER DUCKY: Kill someone while in water.
I'M ON FIRE: Die by fire.
MY FEET GOT VAPORIZED: Die by lava.
I FORGOT TO SWIM: Drown.
ABCs: Open three tier 1 chests and three tier 2 chests in a game.
DONATED: Donate.
I'M EPIC: Donate gold donor+.
SHINY: Donate diamond donor.
ADDICTED: Donate twice.
LET THE NEWBIES HAVE A CHANCE: Win 100 games.
TOO MANY OF THEM: Get 50 achievements.
OUT OF THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE: Kill someone and then die within 5 seconds of the kill.
I CAN SPEAK: Send a chat message.
DISTRICT 1: Be district 1 in a game.
NON-CONFORMIST: Be the only one to vote for a specific map.
ALL ALONE OUT THERE: Be the only one to skip.
KICKED: Get kicked by a player of higher rank than you.
RESPECT THE STAFF: Play with a staff member.
RESPECT THE DONORS: Play with a donator.
LOOK AT ALL OF THEM: Play with 23 donators.
DIE YOUNG: Die first, second, third, or fourth.
I'M A GHOST: Die 100 times.
POINT FAIL: Lose points.
POINT GAIN: Gain points.
NOBODY CAN CATCH ME: Ride a boat.
WHY DID I DO THAT: Craft a minecart.
WHEE: Get into a minecart.
OOPS: Hit someone with a fishing rod.
FISH GET: Hook a fish.
A FISH OUT OF WATER: Play a game without getting wet.
JUMP: Jump.
STOP JUMPING: Jump for 5 minutes straight.
IN A WHEELCHAIR: Win a game without jumping.
WHIP: Hit five different players with a fishing rod in a single game.
I'M A GOOD SHOT: Shoot someone with a bow.
DIE ALREADY: Shoot someone with a bow eight times in a single game.
WOOD AXE: Kill someone with a good axe.
CAN'T HURT ME: Block with your sword.
DIAMOND SWORD: Kill someone with a diamond sword.
DIAMOND AXE: Kill someone with a diamond axe.
I DID THIS JUST FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT: Fall more than 20 blocks.
MASTER ACROBAT: Jump and survive the fall with exactly 1/2 a heart left.
BEAT THEM BOTH: Kill both players in deathmatch.
PACIFIST: Win a game without killing anybody.
CRAZY PACIFIST: Win a game without hurting anybody.
DIE FIRST: Be the first to die in a game.
I TRIED: Die first during deathmatch.
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH: Lose thirteen games in a row without making it to deathmatch.
PRIMITIVE WEAPONS: Kill someone with a wood or stone sword.
SONG OF DEATH: Say something, and then die within 5 seconds of saying it.
NOT COOL: Play a game without earning an achievement.
IT'S COLD UP HERE: Achieve a Y-value (feet) of more than 172.
LEASHED: Have a fishing rod in you for thirty seconds.
BAD DOGGIE: Die with a fishing rod in you.
ESCAPED: Kill someone who has a fishing rod in you.
BEWARE MY MAGIC: Enchant an item.
BEHEADED: Kill someone with a critical hit.
FAMOUS: Win a game with 21 spectators watching.
WE ALL AGREE: Be in a lobby with 18 votes for a map.
RESPECT FOR STAFF, PART 2: Kill a staff member.
WOUNDER: Hit at least 3 people per game in 3 games straight.
WARRIOR: Wear full iron armor and an iron sword at your belt.
A WAITING GAME: Go into deathmatch because time ran out, NOT because 3 players remain.
NATIONAL HERO: Have at least 300 points on EU, US, CA, and AU servers.
I QUIT: Leave a game while a tribute.
THE 74TH HUNGER GAMES: Win a game while in district 12.
THE 75TH HUNGER GAMES: Play a game where all tributes have at least 1 win.
THE 76TH HUNGER GAMES: Play a game where all tributes have at least 25 wins.
DEATH OF A HERO: Kill someone with more than 150 wins.
NO MERCY: Kill someone with 0 wins.
GANGED UP ON ME: Get hit by 5 different players in 5 minutes.
TEAM KILLED: Get hit by 3 different players within 1 minute and die.
SUICIDAL: Die without getting hit by a player.
WATCHED THE GAME: Join a server when at least 18 tributes remain, and spectate until the games end.
COMMUNITY HATE: Play 5 Team Vareide maps in a row.
VAREIDE HATE: Play 5 community maps in a row.
PEACE OFFERING: Throw an item and have someone pick it up.
BURN IT: Use a flint & steel to burn items.
BROKE MY SWORD: Break a sword.
BONES: Get 7 bones in a single game.
SPIDER EYE: Eat a spider eye.
SHIRTLESS: Win a game wearing just pants.
KING: Win a game wearing a golden helmet.
DON'T BE NAKED: Craft armor.
MASS SUICIDE: Spectate five players dying of a non-player cause in one game.
RIOT: Get hit by at least eight different people in one game, and hit five of them back.
NOT A VEGAN: Eat meat.
BARBARIANS: Play a game vegetarian-style. No leather armor or anything obtained by killing animals.
BIG BOOM: Witness a TNT explosion.
BEEP BOOP BEEP: Press five different buttons in a single game.
ROBOT TIM: Pull a lever, press a button, and step on a pressure plate in a single game.
AAH: Suffocate.
TENDER CARE: Never lose more than 1 hunger bar.
PORKY PIG: Eat 5 pork in one game (raw or cooked.)
COOK YOUR FOOD: Smelt food in a furnace.
PYROMANIAC: Play a game where you kill three players or more and every player you kill was on fire within 5 minutes of the kill.
SQUID: Kill a squid.
BAAH: Kill a sheep.
I DON'T LIKE SEEDS: Throw seeds onto a pressure plate.
I DON'T LIKE FISH: Throw fish (cooked or raw) onto a pressure plate.
FULL INVENTORY: Play a game where your inventory fills up.
ONCE UPON A TIME: Win a game without hitting anyone before they hit you.
MASTER ARCHER: Kill six people with a bow in one game.
PUNCHING IS BAD: Win a game without using your fists.
OLD RIVALS: Kill a player more than twenty-five minutes after you first hit them.
OWL: Use /who.
AUTOWIN: Win in deathmatch because the other two players left.
BAD MEMORIES: After winning, destroy all your items before being kicked.
GOODNIGHT: Try to use a bed.
WHAT THE HECK: Sleep in a bed, and have it WORK.