how to win a sg match easy as pie

[Odysseus]

DONT GET KILLED

 

[KingJr]

*slow clap* Brilliant, I now know how to win every match. thank you. How did you even get this kind of knowledge? I praise you good sir <3.

 

[Odysseus]

my knowledge is superior then mortal homo euraceteses

 

[FrickFlock]

You have no wins so I wouldn't give tips if i were you.

 

[Chosen One]

I would say something like "Thank you Captain Obvious" but I'll let it slide cause your name is Odysseus and I'm a big fan of Greek Mythology.

 

[Nadarekyle]

As a homo euraceteses, I must say that this has helped me win many-a-game.

 

[static_nightmare]

WOAH WAHT? SUDDEN CLARITY I CAN WIN EVERY GAME NOW

 

[Theoretical]

I understand it all now. The answer.

 

[hobo1955]

Aww damnit.... I was doing it all wrong

 

[FORERUNNER9]

so me dieing in the begging doesn't help at all
oh no wonder i have not won any SG maps
(THE cake is a LIE)

 

[Toa-Rex]

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THAT THE RAIN IS GONE!!!!!

 

[ShaunDepro]

It didn't work, I still didn't win, am I doing something wrong?