How do you deal with ugly break ups.

[billyguy1]

get a cat

My cousin told me "I don't need a relationship, I have my cat" :3

 

[Jon | Lqzer]

Wow, from all those other posts, your school seems pretty messed up compared to most schools... ._.

 

[Zinc]

Punch ups at 14?
Cheating at 14?

I'm 14, and 'punch ups' and cheating does happen.
Maybe your school isn't like that, but it do happen on other schools.

You're 11, aren't you? You're not at that age yet, so how do you know?

 

[Cern]

After a girl broke up with me after about 10 months, for a stupid reason in my mind, I walked up to her in the middle of the hallway, embarrassed her really badly, then walked away.

Jk, I've never had a girlfriend.


Double jk, my longest relationship was about a month

 

[Lululioness]

I'm 14, and 'punch ups' and cheating does happen.
Maybe your school isn't like that, but it do happen on other schools.

You're 11, aren't you? You're not at that age yet, so how do you know?

12, at a public high school (In case you're wondering high school in Australia goes from Grade 7-10).

 

[fatmannumbah8]

Take your hand. Curl it into a fist. Repeatedly punch your "best friend" in the face.

Sounds like a free jail card.

 

[EditingXBL]

do dis to ur friend and go mr steal yo gurl mode

 

[YocallmeBos]

How to deal with this situation:
Step 1 : laugh in her faze.
Step 2 : walk up to your best friend and punch him in the face.
Step 3 : walk up to a hot girl close you and kiss her in front of your now ex-girlfriend.
step 4 : scream : 'yoloswag2013'
Step 5 : take your diamond axe betty and chop your bestfriend into white noodles.
Step 6 : Quickly switch to your flint and steel and light the hot girl on fire because she tried to bowspam you.
step 7 : eat a golden apple , the adsorption is useful for step 10.
step 8 : make a team of 8 bacca's and kill your ex with the fist glitch while they boost you.
step 9 : betray your bacca friends, win the game and go lay on the ground and pretend you are a carrot.
Step 10 : cry, do something fun with friends and move on.

additional note : step 1 till 9 are not necessary

 

[flyon21]

How to deal with this situation:
Step 1 : laugh in her faze.
Step 2 : walk up to your best friend and punch him in the face.
Step 3 : walk up to a hot girl close you and kiss her in front of your now ex-girlfriend.
step 4 : scream : 'yoloswag2013'
Step 5 : take your diamond axe betty and chop your bestfriend into white noodles.
Step 6 : Quickly switch to your flint and steel and light the hot girl on fire because she tried to bowspam you.
step 7 : eat a golden apple , the adsorption is useful for step 10.
step 8 : make a team of 8 bacca's and kill your ex with the fist glitch while they boost you.
step 9 : betray your bacca friends, win the game and go lay on the ground and pretend you are a carrot.
Step 10 : cry, do something fun with friends and move on.

additional note : step 1 till 9 are not necessary

Thank you, this made my day xD

 

[WolfMeister]

What is this "Girl" you speak of ?

 

[AwesomnessFace]

Never been in a relationship, but here's how my friends put it