Good strategy!

[BritishShoop]

Hit people with your sword. Or with your bow and arrow. Or with you fire. Or with your fishing rods. Or with your sledge hammers. Just hit people, then you can see their dead bodies dripping with blood over the camp fire before you eat them It's awesome!

Sledge hammer? Nah, too messy. Where's the elegance in bashing someones face in?
No, I much prefer to use a butterfly knife. The bonus is that you can slice up the bodies into little chunks, that way, they cook faster
Wait. Err. It's umm... Not what it looks like? I DEFINATELY don't like to murder people, cut them up, cook them and eat them.
Honest.