Funniest Moments in mcsg?

[LucyLucille]

Once, I was in Valleyside and I easn't doing very well so I decided to try to do the parkour under the house at the top of the mountain, if you haven't seen it, if you fall down, you fall into a deep, dark, inescapable hole. This was my first time to do this parkour so, obviously, I fell. I sat in that hole, wallowed in my failure, snacked on a cake, and waited for DM. Then, suddenly, a player with a stone sword happens along and I try to kill him with a bow. He dodges my arrows and then says wants to help me. He tries to FISH ME OUT with a FISHING ROD. Then precedes to jump in with me, eat all of my cake, and wish me luck in DM. In DM, we both immediately die. THE END

 

[LucyLucille]

I've also witnessed a "Fair Fight" at DM with nothing but raw fish.

 

[OnlyMathias]

Funniest well it's also my favorite: I spend a whole game collecting food so that I could be a Pacifist then this Happens:

 

[MNGLOGANp]

2 seconds left till dm. i just off a giant building. i die with like .0000000000000001 ms left. cri all nite