Forum Game- Ask a stupid Question, recieve a dumb answer

[wooders1996]

The title explains itself, ask a weird or wacky question, recieve an equally weird or wacky answer.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: Why did Darth Vader take so long to aim at Luke?
Post 3: Because 7 ate 9.
and so on and so forth.


So First one..

Why did the chicken jump the fence?

 

[ITsMeTYL3R]

cuz it wanted 2 beech

how do u poop?

 

[wooders1996]

Backwards in a tennis court.

Why do chairs have four legs?

 

[inconceivable81]

Because 5 is too little.
Why is Bob's make Jim?

 

[FireRedcoats]

Since when did people use "Hax" instead of 'Hacks"?

 

[MoLoToV]

7th of september 1892

What are we supposed to do in this thread?

 

[FireRedcoats]

7th of september 1892

What are we supposed to do in this thread?

I have no idea.

 

[was227/TheMeatyMan]

Why should be smart and buy at Malo Mart?

 

[Mooclan]

Because it's not expensive.

What is the value of life, numerically?

 

[wooders1996]

Somewhere between 426 and an ostrich.

(answer the question above, ask a qustion below e.g)

If I had 3 chickens, how many goats do I have?

 

[was227/TheMeatyMan]

Somewhere between 426 and an ostrich.

(answer the question above, ask a qustion below e.g)

If I had 3 chickens, how many goats do I have?

Zero, cows are better.

What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow."?

 

[wooders1996]

The world sighs and walks away.

Ten Spotted Rabbits, or one rabbited spot?