How are you today?
Did you know you look lovely today?
Are you flexible?
What's your favorite color?
Are you allergic to anything?
Do you have pets? If so, name them.
Have you ever seen a duck's manhood? It might change your opinion on ducks.
Did you know I was once bitten by a duck?
Did you know I am now traumatized by ducks?
And that quacks make me hyperventilate?
And that I get panic attacks?
When?
Ducks?
Are?
Around?
For their only sole purpose on this planet is to eat my bread that I have taken to the lake to enjoy eating because it's goddamn beautiful outside yet they steal it and eat it because they obviously don't care about how long it took for me to make that sandwich and how much love and heart and strength and blood I put into it for they are arguably a spawn of Satan himself?
*commence deep breath*
Are you wearing shoes? If so, what color(s) are they?
Do you like pugs? I like pugs.
Do you like this photo?
Which duck do you like better? (Brown head or green head) And why?
How did you come up with your Minecraft username?
What do you want to be when go grow up/What is your current job?
Do you play any instruments?
Do you have any phobias/fears? If so, what are they?
I won't use them against you. Maybe.
If your house was on fire, what OBJECT would you take from it?
Did you know I got all these questions from a website?
Sup