Dog Jokes c:

[ViolentKitten]

Dogs may be my nemesis, but I still dont want them to explode

 

[DatPikachu]

What's the difference between miley cyrus and a dog?

One of them sticks their tongue out and twerks, and the other is Miley Cyrus

 

[Chiller4]

What did the dog do when it saw the tree fall down?

Barked (get it haha)

 

[Braden]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming to you anyways.

 

[Evil_Emo]

Why was the dog so tired after returning from work?
Cause his day was Ruff..
*Bud dum tss*

 

[DatPikachu]

What do dogs like best about twitter?

THAT YOU CAN TAG THINGS! HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[Valafia]

in pokemon what do dogs evolve to,

just kidding dogs cant evolve c: