Darkrais 1337 OMG pro HAX guide to not getting kicked by donors.

[Nadare]

Now you use the Time Machine from Step 6 and go back to when you were 4 years old and kill your parents.

I slipped up on step 16 and the mind worm erased my childhood. Will I still be able to be 4 years old?

 

[omega_moon]

Canada took care of it, but now I'm left without American support. There's nothing shielding me from German abuse. Should I accept the help of Japan, or hold out for Russian resistance?

Now you use the Time Machine from Step 6 and go back to when you were 4 years old and kill your parents.

Don't listen to HalfSquirrel, he is just a failed experiment of mine from step 63 who traveled through time to mess up other people who were trying to not get kicked by donors.
Also I am fairly certain that germany will end up delving deep into civil war, but at this point I don't think Russian resistance will help much. Just be sure not to accept Japans help, because they are actually on Germanys side and is just trying to trick you. Your next step should be to kick Germany while it is down, push Japan down for Germany to stab in the the back on the ground, and then Hide in Brazil for 7.3 hours until things cool off. At that point manipulate England to launch their first exploration to Jupiter and then actually send it to mars. The martins have telepathic abilities so if you talk to them face to face (through use of web cam) they should be more than happy to help you with your mission to not be kicked by donors.

 

[omega_moon]

I slipped up on step 16 and the mind worm erased my childhood. Will I still be able to be 4 years old?

Just kill yourself before you make the worm. You will have to redu your steps though. Make sure not to timet ravel, it doesn't solve anything.

 

[darkai202]

So close guys! Now just travel to antarctica and complete step 666

 

[RC_4777]

Well I found out that if I strip down, smear myself with a mix of paste, mustard, and mayo, do a tribal dance, then make a sacrifice of 50 giraffes, 2 squids, and TheRandomMan1000, it don't get kicked

 

[Nadare]

Well I found out that if I strip down, smear myself with a mix of paste, mustard, and mayo, do a tribal dance, then make a sacrifice of 50 giraffes, 2 squids, and TheRandomMan1000, it don't get kicked

But now that he's dead, the ritual can never again be performed

 

[RC_4777]

But now that he's dead, the ritual can never again be performed

No I have the magic power to never get kicked now.
Also, after the sacrifice say "In Benjamin we trust in Bacca we must!"

 

[Nadare]

No I have the magic power to never get kicked now.
Also, after the sacrifice say "In Benjamin we trust in Bacca we must!"

I mean nobody else can ever receive awesome powers to rival yours.

 

[wonderwaffle237]

So wait do I sell my body to science before or after obtaining enough rice to drown an orphanage?

 

[RC_4777]

So wait do I sell my body to science before or after obtaining enough rice to drown an orphanage?

During.

 

[wonderwaffle237]

During.

And I track down the killer of my father while playing jenga with a rich boy who's parents are never around, right?

 

[darkai202]

And I track down the killer of my father while playing jenga with a rich boy who's parents are never around, right?

Good job, you're doing it right!

Should be there soon.