Darkest Clan - OCE

[ajmutantt]

-| CLAN INFORMATION |-

Clan founded on the: 8/6/2004
Founders: DarkestWolfHour2
Reopened on: 24/11/2019

-| CLAN REQUIREMENTS |-

Must be friendly.
Must be at least 13 years of age.
Must have a Discord account.
Must live in the Oceanic/OCE region.

NOTE: Exceptions can be made.

-| CLAN APPLICATION TEMPLATE |-

Minecraft IGN:
Age:
Legacy Stats: (Wins/Games):
Current Stats: (Wins/Games):
Game rank: (Donator, Moderator, Owner etc.)
Discord Username:
Are you an E-Girl and/or do you know any E-Girl who can join: (Important)
Past Clans:

Note: If you have any alternative accounts it would be highly appreciated if you were to state them.

-| CLAN BATTLE MAP POOL |-

[Red maps are the maps in the currently featured in MCSG's map pool as of 2/12/2019 1:11AM NZT]

Survival Games 1
Survival Games 2 [Pink House Excluded]
Survival Games 3
Fallen Empire
Ancient Japan
Salad Frost
Freeze Island
Hub Games

Members
DarkestWolfHour
DarkestWolfHour1
DarkestWolfHour2
DarkestWolfHour3
DarkestWolfHour4
DarkestWolfHour5
DarkestWolfHour6
DarkestWolfHour7
DarkestWolfHour8
DarkestWolfHour9
DarkestWolfHour10
DarkestWolfHour11
DarkestWolfHour12
DarkestWolfHour13
DarkestWolfHour14

 

[L]

Minecraft IGN: rkt
Age: 18
Height: 190cm
Appendage length: 7 inches
Testosterone levels: 1124 ng/dL
Eyebrows: 0
Legacy Stats: (Wins/Games): 1/1
Current Stats: (Wins/Games): 0/0
Game rank: (Donator, Moderator, Owner etc.) grass
Discord Username: ronan#2935
Are you an E-Girl and/or do you know any E-Girl who can join: (Important) gc virgin
Past Clans: vape

 

[Wiffy]

Minecraft IGN: pighunter624
Age: 42
Legacy Stats: (Wins/Games): 145762/145762
Current Stats: (Wins/Games): 1/0
Game rank: (Donator, Moderator, Owner etc.) owner
Discord Username: god
Are you an E-Girl and/or do you know any E-Girl who can join: (Important) yes im an egirl
Past Clans: everything

 

[Wiffy]

Hey there Wiffy! I'd just like to inform you that you have been DECLINED. This has been an exceptionally easy decision as we don't want any players with a BMI over the limit of:

40.0​

Maybe replace your daily pizza habit with a gym habit and then reapply in a year when you're not so abnormally large.

I would like to be referred to as pighunter624 and secondly my bmi is under 40.0 so does that mean I am accepted?!?!

 

[ajmutantt]

I would like to be referred to as pighunter624 and secondly my bmi is under 40.0 so does that mean I am accepted?!?!

Hey pighunter624. Congratulations on scraping through to the sub40 gang! Welcome. Unfortunately you are still denied because your name doesnt include DarkestWolfHour.

 

[Wiffy]

Hey pighunter624. Congratulations on scraping through to the sub40 gang! Welcome. Unfortunately you are still denied because your name doesnt include DarkestWolfHour.

Scraping huh? I don't know where you're getting all these numbers from monkey

 

[Wiffy]

Please do not LIE about your current BMI which is in fact over 40.0.

I recommend you attend the gym some time soon.

Wow! You can put random numbers into a BMI calculator

 

[Cold]

Minecraft IGN:
Age:
Legacy Stats: (Wins/Games):
Current Stats: (Wins/Games):
Game rank: (Donator, Moderator, Owner etc.)
Discord Username:
Are you an E-Girl and/or do you know any E-Girl who can join: (Important)
Past Clans:

 

[Wiffy]

Are you getting a bit sad there Wiffy? Go chug a couple litres of barbecue sauce, I know that usually makes you feel better

If you're going to spout all this crap out of your gob atleast show us what you look like you insecure potato head

 

[I]

Please do not LIE about your current BMI which is in fact over 40.0.

I recommend you attend the gym some time soon.

I'll have you know that value is outdated considering how fruitful Michael's recent diet, training and supplements have been.

Are you getting a bit sad there Wiffy? Go chug a couple litres of barbecue sauce, I know that usually makes you feel better

Come on - you can do better than this. You could have actually referenced a food that was pertinent to Michael's past eating habits, for instance his love for Big M.

Wiffy! Look what I'm having for dinner...

Want a slice? You can only have one slice though... the rest is for my wife and children.

I'm unsure why you feel the need to use a red herring when Michael made a simple request. Is it perhaps because you're intimidated by his godly genetics? His greasy hair and copious amounts of lard are temporary. His 6'2 height, 24.5 inch bideltoid width and warrior-like skull structure are eternal.