Corrupt A Wish

[RC_4777]

Granted but it drops to 2% after you have it for 2 minutes

I wish for unlimited clean drinking water

Granted, but only if you pay a shipping and handling fee of $Over9000.

I wish to be able to clap at any time and receive exactly what I want at that moment for the rest of my life.

 

[Porkstorm]

Granted but your hands are cut off

i wish to get potato salad (which i eat and it isnt terrible)

 

[RC_4777]

Granted but it gets throw at your face every time at a speed of 5000 mph.
I wish for a different genie.

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

I wish for all the wishes in the world to not happen.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Your wish is granted but by accepting that wish, a paradox is created sucking you and everyone you ever loved into it.
I wish for puppies <3

 

[RC_4777]

Granted. Have 100000000 ruthless zombie puppies.
I wish I was dead.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Wish granted, but you remember that the zombie puppies bit you and you come back as a zombeh.
I wish for RC to be alive

 

[zipp303]

Wish granted, but he hates u and jumps off a bridge,
i wish i had more wins in mcsg

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

You get your wins, but the leaderboards reset.

I wish to become black and have awesome facial hair

 

[zipp303]

you get your wish but ur muscles grew to big and u cant move,
i wish for the leaderboards to never reset

 

[RC_4777]

Granted, but you never win again.
I wish to be alive again.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Your wish is granted but you slip on a Bananna and snap your neck.

I wish to be able to move.