Continue the story...

[toby22]

... But then the wardrobe was fake and found a jacket...

 

[Daalexantor]

... That Josh decided to wear because it was cold in the room. The Doctor then said that the pigs, as we already know, are actually from the future and that their evil plan is to take over time itself. The Doctor and Josh go back in time to....

 

[HalfSquirrel]

... 5019 BC and decide to kill everyone there for revenge. Once they are done, they get really mad at each other and...

 

[Ember]

...started screaming insults at each other whilst playing chess. Then the Doctor smelled a...

 

[HalfSquirrel]

...cow eating porcupine, so he slammed it with his vest on the left...

 

[Daalexantor]

Its super effective, and the Doctor realizes that Joshkeys vest is made of mythiral, which is good because the pig zombies found them. The Pig Zombies....

 

[soggypickle]

died then the world exploded. the end.

Personally, I think I'm pretty good at this game.

 

[Afroken]

You didn't do ...

 

[HalfSquirrel]

...Anything that was worth mentioning, so Joshkey decided you weren't worth it and stuck 48195 needles through your head...

 

[Daalexantor]

....You scream in pain, and you black out. You wake up in ...

(now we are using the rare 2nd person perspective)

 

[HalfSquirrel]

... a hospital filled with jointless ducks and a half eaten bubble wrap store with ...

 

[soggypickle]

... explosives that exploded the world. the end.