Confession time!

[hobo1955]

I'm a 57 year old pedophile.

thats my job!

 

[loic1212]

thats my job!

You're a hobo. You have no job or hobby.

This happened in kindergarden: I closed the toilet door because the key was still on it and then hid it. Nobody was able to go to the men toilet for 2 hours. Untill my mum came and I gave the key to a friend, who eventually gave it back . I was an evil kid c:

 

[XxGagaxX]

When I was about eight, I developed a highly elaborate and well thought out plan, using all my skills of secrecy and subterfuge to steal from a shop which I will not name.
I stole a fifty cent bouncy ball, but hell it was worth it.

 

[fatmannumbah8]

At a university I stole Gatorade from a vending machine. I blame the company for not making vending machines less stealable.

 

[Mamiamato24]

Well, I was swinging a swing in kindergarten in the schoolyard and I swung it into a girl's face (she just walked up to it like an idiot) and she got braces for six years. She was such a b****, so I didn't really care in the end. I haven't spoken to her since, but she apparently has her own website. I don't want to say her name for obvious reasons.

I used to do reading logs in school. I lied about reading 99% of the books I claimed to, and my book reports were pretty much a mix of the back cover and some internet summaries. I absolutely hate reading. Always have, always will. The Hunger Games series is an obvious exception.

And I forget to read the terms of conditions...once...twice....thrice....okay I never read them. I'm sorry, I'm sorry :O

 

[ManOfTheBread]

I used to do reading logs in school. I lied about reading 99% of the books I claimed to, and my book reports were pretty much a mix of the back cover and some internet summaries.

The story of my life.

 

[InfamousEnergyyZ]

This is now: We use ipdas in school and we have some games on them so what I do instead of doing my work is play game son them of course! xD Mainly when reading since I hate ibooks...

 

[BlueHeron]

I like pie.

no plz i phan. haf mersy dood, HalfSquirrel

 

[RC_4777]

I like pie.

no plz i phan. haf mersy dood, HalfSquirrel

No mercy!

 

[toby22]

What are you?
I'm a hawk, my last name is Hawkins.

Time to stalk you know! >: 3

 

[RC_4777]

Time to stalk you know! >: 3

Yay now you're doing it too!

 

[BlueHeron]

Time to stalk you know! >: 3

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