Best excuse for betraying somebody

[TOXICWASTEII]

"I was twerking on my mouse and I didn't realise it was facing you."

I like this one

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

I went to the toilet and my sister pushes the guy into lava.

 

[Stronglike8ull1998]

Obama made me....... THANKS OBAMA...... c:

 

[kingwill2000]

He looked at me funny D:
So I pushed him in a ravine! xD

 

[JohnnyGoesSmash]

He looked at me funny D:
So I pushed him in a ravine! xD

And you jumped down there with him to get the stuff

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

Cuz YOLO

 

[Shaunypie87]

"GG"

 

[filett55]

"I didn't remember you was teamed with me...alzheimer is getting up"

 

[Fuzzycookie]

Me: OMG! Tomahawk is in (Server#)
Them: OMG! I'm going to open up another minecraft!
Me: Okay, I'll guard you
Them: Back, why am i on 1 heart?????!?!??!?
Me: See, I went to go see tomahawk in the other server, and I was hitting him in spectator mode and I just so happened to be on this minecraft xD
Them: Geez, What are the odds?
Me: I know, OMG He is back!
(Player) has died
Me: Oops my mistake, I guess you're luck is like you're chances of becoming as popular as Tomahawk :/

 

[Chobski]

A kidnapper covered my mouth from behind and I slumped forward onto my mouse and the kidnapper kept slamming my head down! Sorry xD (how am I saying this)

 

[MCJackson]

" I mistook you for slasherxtreme "

 

[Shaunypie87]

" I mistook you for slasherxtreme "

"I farted on my mouse and the ripples made it go up and down."