Alpha's Advice Thread!

[flyon21]

Ask Joey. He's a pro!

Take her out on a fancy date to your local Panera Bread! Talk boastfully about your ratio and computer specs! She'll HAVE to fall in love with you after that!

Omg, i got tree gfs while reding dis, thz!

 

[MrJaskirat]

There is this guy on MCSG who for some reason hates me all of a sudden. I dont know what to do, except hate back. I hav him on Skype.

 

[iHaxors/Jess]

Why is alpha blue

Why does broccoli taste good

Why can't I have infinite wins

Why is alpha nub

i think i has de awnser to de questin

he wnt get on his temspek xD

 

[Beardy]

I would recommend breaking into Panera Bread and taking a Chef hostage until he makes you a Panini. This is the only possible option.

Honestly, I would, but I've already been to jail and that's on my criminal record. Would you suggest Mac and cheese with baguettes?

 

[iHaxors/Jess]

Honestly, I would, but I've already been to jail and that's on my criminal record. Would you suggest Mac and cheese with baguettes?

I'd get the buttered pasta with extra butter and pasta with a side of butter and pasta with a mix of butter and pasta to drink.

Enjoy

 

[Claps]

Honestly, I would, but I've already been to jail and that's on my criminal record. Would you suggest Mac and cheese with baguettes?

are you serious? :O

 

[Beardy]

are you serious? :O

Yes. Breaking and entering was put down too. Apparently the chef had a problem with waking up to my knife inches from his face at 1 in the morning. It's not my fault they closed so early

 

[Claps]

Yes. Breaking and entering was put down too. Apparently the chef had a problem with waking up to my knife inches from his face at 1 in the morning. It's not my fault they closed so early

I'd recommend taking the chef hostage, going to the headquarters and demanding later hours.

 

[Alpha]

There is this guy on MCSG who for some reason hates me all of a sudden. I dont know what to do, except hate back. I hav him on Skype.

Easy. Make love to his older, of-age, sister.

Why is alpha blue

Why does broccoli taste good

Why can't I have infinite wins

Why is alpha nub

i think i has de awnser to de questin

he wnt get on his temspek xD

I'm blue because of all the Panera Bread.

Because there are not infinite games, there cannot be infinite wins.

I'm nub because I care.

No one has the answers but me, kiddo.

 

[Burtry]

Can Virtual lock this thread???

 

[Sim_Man]

Where is Sim_Man?

 

[Alpha]

Can Virtual lock this thread???

Why would anyone lock this thread? No one has broken a single rule yet.

Plus, me and Virtual are tight.

Where is Sim_Man?

Don't you live in Canada or something...?