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My grandfather was greatly opposed to Star Wars and all Baccas for one reason.
Baccas are hairy, and look like bigfoot.
A Bacca doesn't tell you that their hair covers their eyes. A Bacca doesn't tell you that they ate raw chicken and are suffering from food poisoning tremendously. A Bacca doesn't know why they got sick.
A Bacca looks like bigfoot?
Guess what? They're hairy.
They die by bad luck. They die by pure misfortune.
So if you see a Bacca with a diamond axe, say try a sword.
But don't say you're better than it.
Don't tell it it's below average.
Because maybe it wasn't feeling to well and crafted the wrong thing... or maybe its hair covered its eyes and it couldn't see the bench when it crafted.
A Bacca is not bad -- It's just a little hairier than most.
Now, if you were to 1v1 a Bacca over a long period of time and I consistently won, then, that would tell you that you are better than this particular Bacca, but not all Baccas.
So when you 1v1 a Bacca, don't tell them you're better and don't think you're better. Because, you don't know.
One day you might face a Huahwi doing a Bacca challenge and get 10 hearted.
GG. Have a nice day. This thread was inspired by and is based off of Theoretical's A Word About 1v1's. Hope you enjoyed.
~arsenalfcgunners
Baccas are hairy, and look like bigfoot.
A Bacca doesn't tell you that their hair covers their eyes. A Bacca doesn't tell you that they ate raw chicken and are suffering from food poisoning tremendously. A Bacca doesn't know why they got sick.
A Bacca looks like bigfoot?
Guess what? They're hairy.
They die by bad luck. They die by pure misfortune.
So if you see a Bacca with a diamond axe, say try a sword.
But don't say you're better than it.
Don't tell it it's below average.
Because maybe it wasn't feeling to well and crafted the wrong thing... or maybe its hair covered its eyes and it couldn't see the bench when it crafted.
A Bacca is not bad -- It's just a little hairier than most.
Now, if you were to 1v1 a Bacca over a long period of time and I consistently won, then, that would tell you that you are better than this particular Bacca, but not all Baccas.
So when you 1v1 a Bacca, don't tell them you're better and don't think you're better. Because, you don't know.
One day you might face a Huahwi doing a Bacca challenge and get 10 hearted.
GG. Have a nice day. This thread was inspired by and is based off of Theoretical's A Word About 1v1's. Hope you enjoyed.
~arsenalfcgunners
