How I Became Penguino

[Sage9597]

HI, Sage here with a story, which I've not posted in a while.
Well it all started when I used to be a cool kid and used a zombie in a suit skin for a little bit. When I started playing MCSG, I saw many panda skins and (at the time I loved pandas, still kinda do) changed to a panda. Then I saw that pandas were kind of mainstream so I wanted to be a hipster and not use a panda. I then decided to be a penguin because penguins are cute and are the best at waddling. So, I used a penguin suit. The name Penguino wasn't a term I made up, but it wasn't at all said ever in MCSG or Minecraft, for that matter. I believe I found the word on some spanish joke parody or something that was 'penguino' because everyone jokes and puts an o after a word to make it Spanish. Ok, back to getting on track. So, basically I gave myself the name Penguino around the time beta ended. I'm not trying to say I was the first to say it because someone else probably said it, but I gave myself the name Penguino and that's basically what many people refer to me as (or Sage).
Thank you all for reading this story, I know it was probably boring/pointless/confusing/fish but I wanted to make a post since I haven't in a while.

~Sage the PENGUINO

 

[billyguy1]

inspiring, my life has been forever changed thank you for this :')

 

[JustlThelWorst]

I woz a penguin because I liked penguins. I was looking through planet minecraft skins and I found a penguin, and luved it ever since. Sage and I used to be poor in the summer, or possibly it was to hot to wear clothes, idk. Then Sage and I started wearing some sweaters and stuff, who ever knew penguins were into fashion? Brother ily.

 

[Sage9597]

I woz a penguin because I liked penguins. I was looking through planet minecraft skins and I found a penguin, and luved it ever since. Sage and I used to be poor in the summer, or possibly it was to hot to wear clothes, idk. Then Sage and I started wearing some sweaters and stuff, who ever knew penguins were into fashion? Brother ily.

Ilym brother you da best

 

[JustlThelWorst]

Ilym brother you da best

You're the best brother I could ask for, also, my favorite brother.

 

[Levah]

 

[Ali]

Fresh fresh freeeesh.

 

[Toe]

#Stillabetterlove story than twilight

 

[arsenal]

hi sage, do you still hate me?

 

[Sage9597]

hi sage, do you still hate me?

No I never did XD

 

[Mayra]

No I never did XD

don't lie.

 

[Xerox]

RAINBOWS BLUAHAAAAA