Mooclan
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Man Rules
At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down!
Finally, the guys' side of the story!
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear the rules from the female side, now here are the rules from the male side!
These are OUR rules!
Pass this on to as many men as you can, to give them a good laugh!
Pass this on to as many women as you can, to give them a bigger laugh, because it's true!
Credit for this goes to whoever wrote it. I just un-capitalized it and posted it here, with minor changes. (Yes, that does include typing the whole thing over again.)
At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down!
Finally, the guys' side of the story!
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear the rules from the female side, now here are the rules from the male side!
These are OUR rules!
- Men are not mind readers
- Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
- Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your female friends are for.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
- If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant it the other way.
- You can either tell us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how to do it best, do it yourself.
- Whenever possible, please say what you have to say during the commercials.
- Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
- All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows Default Settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit. Pumpkin is a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say "Nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
- When we have to go somewhere, we don't care what you wear. Really.
- Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss subjects such as sports, video games, or cars.
- You have enough clothes
- You have too many shoes
- I am in shape: Round is a shape.
- Sleeping on the couch is not a punishment. Men enjoy that. It is like camping.
Pass this on to as many men as you can, to give them a good laugh!
Pass this on to as many women as you can, to give them a bigger laugh, because it's true!
Credit for this goes to whoever wrote it. I just un-capitalized it and posted it here, with minor changes. (Yes, that does include typing the whole thing over again.)
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