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Gamer With A Stone Sword (Parody of Angel With A Shotgun)

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So, a friend of mine (Sgt_Panda) showed me a song, called Angel With a Shotgun. There's two versions, a Nightcore version and the original. I personally prefer the Nightcore one (I watch anime) but if you want you can also search up the original one by CAB or something.​

I got bored, so I figured I'd write a parody!
The original song:
Original Lyrics:​
"Angel With A Shotgun"

(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
(I'm an angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun,
angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun..)

Get out your guns, battles begun,
are you a saint, or a sinner?
If loves a fight, than I shall die,
with my heart on a trigger.

They say before you start a war,
you better know what you're fighting for.
Well baby, you are all that I adore,
if love is what you need, a soldier I will be.

I'm an angel with a shotgun,
fighting til' the wars won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
..and I, wanna live, not just survive, tonight.

Sometimes to win, you've got to sin,
don't mean I'm not a believer.
..and major Tom, will sing along.
Yeah, they still say I'm a dreamer.

They say before you start a war,
you better know what you're fighting for.
Well baby, you are all that I adore,
if love is what you need, a soldier I will be.

I'm an angel with a shotgun,
fighting til' the wars won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
..and I, wanna live, not just survive, tonight.

(ooooohhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhh whoa whoa oooh whoa)

I'm an angel with a shotgun..
fighting til' the wars won..
I don't care if heaven won't take me back..

I'm an angel with a shotgun,
fighting til' the wars won,
I don't care if heaven won't take me back.
I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe.
Don't you know you're everything I have?
(I'm an angel with a shotgun)
..and I, want to live, not just survive, tonight.
(Live, not just survive)

..and I'm gonna hide, hide, hide my wings tonight.

They say before you start a war,
you better know what you're fighting for.
Well baby, you are all that I adore,
if love is what you need, a soldier I will be.​
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"Gamer With A Stone Sword"

(Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
(I'm a Gamer with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword,
Gamer with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword..)

Get out your bows, battles begun,
are you a noob or a winner?
If in a fight, then I shall die,
with my hand on the wide hilt.

They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.

I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.

Sometimes to win, you've got to kill,
don't mean I'm not a real nice guy.
..and major noobs, will die alone.
Yeah, they still say I'm a gamer.

They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.

I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.

(ooooohhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhh whoa whoa oooh whoa)

I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.

I'm a Gamer with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
(I'm a Gamer with a stone sword)
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
(Win, just not survive)

..and I'm gonna kill, kill, kill for wins tonight.

They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.​



Please tell me if I messed up anywhere, this was the first time I've done anything like this so I'm open to criticism (Within reason. I may have messed up when counting the verses or something.)
I did write this as a sort of gift to Sgt_Panda and blue0woohoo, just to say thanks for putting up with my insanity :) I'll make sure to send them a link soon.
I also intend to have a video of this made, either by myself or a friend. A few people have already expressed interest in working on this, such as DerpyDash11, as well as Sgt_Panda (Me and blue0woohoo are going to force her to sing it LOL). If you want to help, please comment or PM me! :)
I'll also sing this and record it next time I'm home alone (don't want my family to catch me singing >_>)


- Mooclan
 
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Mooclan said:
So, a friend of mine (Sgt_Panda) showed me a song, called Angel With a Shotgun. There's two versions, a Nightcore version and the original. I personally prefer the Nightcore one (I watch anime) but if you want you can also search up the original one by CAB or something.​

I got bored, so I figured I'd write a parody!
The original song:
Original Lyrics:​




"Mooclan With A Stone Sword"

(Go cow, go cow, go cow)
(I'm a Mooclan with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword,
Mooclan with a stone sword, stone sword, stone sword..)

Get out your bows, battles begun,
are you a noob or a winner?
If in a fight, then I shall die,
with my soul on the left click.

They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.

I'm a Mooclan with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.

Sometimes to win, you've got to kill,
don't mean I'm not a real nice guy.
..and major noobs, will die alone.
Yeah, they still say I'm a gamer.

They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio, you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.

I'm a Mooclan with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.

(ooooohhhhhhhh, ooooooohhhhh whoa whoa oooh whoa)

I'm a Mooclan with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.

I'm a Mooclan with a stone sword,
fighting till the game's won,
I don't care if forums won't take me back.
I'll eat up all my food, now, just to beat the night.
Don't you know that's all the gear I have?
(I'm a Mooclan with a stone sword)
..and I~, wanna win, not just survive, tonight.
(Win, just not survive)

..and I'm gonna kill, kill, kill for wins tonight.

They say before you start a game,
you better know what you're up against.
Well ratio you're all that I win for,
if kills are what you need, a fighter I will be.​



Please tell me if I messed up anywhere, this was the first time I've done anything like this so I'm open to criticism (Within reason. I may have messed up when counting the verses or something.)
I did write this as a sort of gift to Sgt_Panda and blue0woohoo, just to say thanks for putting up with my insanity :) I'll make sure to send them a link soon.
I also intend to have a video of this made, either by myself or a friend. (Just a few images with the lyrics, although I might ask Walrus Explosion to do a machinima of this if he's up for it.)

- Mooclan
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Yeah I know this is a double post, but I changed some stuff including the title of the parody. I didn't feel right having it named "Mooclan with a stone sword" so I changed it to "Gamer with a stone sword" as then it'll fit others better, and the song will (hopefully) be much less self-centered.
 
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