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Many of you may know Bure. Many of you may not. Anyway, Bure is a BEAR. The kind of animal that lives in the forest or in caves. His full name is Bure Sweg Durp. Bure lives in Bure Forest, in Bure Cave. His best friend is Agent Pigeon and he has an adopted son, Bure Jr. He is still single and owns a pet bunny named Boony. Currently, his occupation is "terminating slackers at WalMart" and he owns a tank and much, much more.
As of now, he is co-starring in that book on eating pancakes alongside Agent Pigeon and Wilbur Hamilton the Turd III. It is nowhere near completion, but it will be AWESOME. Furthermore, Bure wears earmuffs, short short shorts, a green turtleneck sweater, and sunglasses. He's pretty freaking awesome.
Finally, Bure has a wonderful personality. If you do not say "hai", "hi", or"kjedf" to him, he will become upset and eat you. Ask Stanely*. Back on Bure, he loves the taste of people because it helps him to digest the boonies and durs. Bure is an amazing animal and if have the good fortune of meeting him, pray you survive.
All in all, Bure is really awesome and I know from experience. After all, we are best friends :3
This is what Bure looks like.
MAGOOR UPDOT!
Sooper higher quality picture of Bure. Much, much better.
*For future reference (because I almost forgot) Stanley is in fact a hybrid eraser. His parents had interracial, er...fun, to make Stanley, the blue and white eraser. Courtesy of an acquaintance from 6th grade. Also for future reference, Stanley was viciously ripped in two by a drunk crowd. Nothing more needs to be said.
As of now, he is co-starring in that book on eating pancakes alongside Agent Pigeon and Wilbur Hamilton the Turd III. It is nowhere near completion, but it will be AWESOME. Furthermore, Bure wears earmuffs, short short shorts, a green turtleneck sweater, and sunglasses. He's pretty freaking awesome.
Finally, Bure has a wonderful personality. If you do not say "hai", "hi", or"kjedf" to him, he will become upset and eat you. Ask Stanely*. Back on Bure, he loves the taste of people because it helps him to digest the boonies and durs. Bure is an amazing animal and if have the good fortune of meeting him, pray you survive.
All in all, Bure is really awesome and I know from experience. After all, we are best friends :3
This is what Bure looks like.
MAGOOR UPDOT!
Sooper higher quality picture of Bure. Much, much better.
*For future reference (because I almost forgot) Stanley is in fact a hybrid eraser. His parents had interracial, er...fun, to make Stanley, the blue and white eraser. Courtesy of an acquaintance from 6th grade. Also for future reference, Stanley was viciously ripped in two by a drunk crowd. Nothing more needs to be said.
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