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The Rap Battle Thread

Zietra

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Gurl, you're words are like the old broom in my closet,
all dusty, and gusty needing a tidy.
I best just hand you the broom so you can dance around with it,
you strike no fear, go cry to mommy.
Boy, I'll dance with that dusty broom,
But hey keep that bad rap away from this forum.
Your rap is bad, wow this is intense
grab the broom, because your words doesn't make sense.

And btw YOUR*
 

KiNNEY

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Boy, I'll dance with that dusty broom,
But hey keep that bad rap away from this forum.
Your rap is bad and doesn't make sense, grab the broom and lets dance intense.

And btw YOUR*
You'll be crying with that broom by the time i'm done
Gurl I don't even try to renew. I'm already nice, whats there to make new.
My punch lines are like seasons,
They make you catch the flu.
 

Zietra

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You'll be crying with that broom by the time i'm done
Gurl I don't even try to renew. I'm already nice, whats there to make new.
My punch lines are like seasons,
They make you catch the flu.
Daniel, you're so terrible at this,
Yep, that was my diss.
Now go back to facebook and be social with me.
Or I'll make you get stung by a bee.
 

KiNNEY

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Daniel, you're so terrible at this,
Yep, that was my diss.
Now go back to facebook and be social with me.
Or I'll make you get stung by a bee.
Oh "stung by a bee" sorry but I don't play that way,
I'm like Rocky, I won't back down till the bell goes ding
I got the eye of the tiger, I'll keep coming back with
the biggest roar I got
 

Zietra

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Oh "stung by a bee" sorry but I don't play that way,
I'm like Rocky, I won't back down till the bell goes ding
I got the eye of the tiger, I'll keep coming back with
the biggest roar I got
Keep taking quotes from internet and a song,
When I'm done with you the clock will go dingding dong.
Come up with something own, dude.
You're not even trying to be rude.
 

KiNNEY

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Keep taking quotes from internet and a song,
When I'm done with you the clock will go dingding dong.
Come up with something own, dude.
You're not even trying to be rude.
Nice engrish there, where did you go
to school, a petting zoo? maybe that's
where you belong, with dirty animals.
 

Zietra

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Nice engrish there, where did you go
to school, a petting zoo? maybe that's
where you belong, with dirty animals.
I like animals, so I would love to go,
I love the thought about a zoo.
So go away now, be a man.
Because I'm a better rapper and you know it, damn.
 

KiNNEY

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I like animals, so I would love to go,
I love the thought about a zoo.
So go away now, be a man.
Because I'm a better rapper and you know it, damn.
Hmm, am I a man or a mouse?
I knock your rhymes out of the park, I'm like a shark
your just my supper, your like the cherry on the top of the cake
I gobble you like nothin.
 

CrimsonRed

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You should quit eating cake before your bum gets to heavy
You seem underprepared, so whenever you're ready
I'll take a staff in your face before you get ban hammered
You gobble nothing, seems like nothing really mattered
 

KorStonesword

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Waffles taste good.
Just the way waffles should.
If only your raps could compare.
To the taste of waffles in a pair.
 

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